The Fun Adventures Of Fireman Joe

September 2nd, 2010 Posted in Outdoors

Joe was just your average person, nothing really special about him other than he was a firefighter. He never really considered himself a hero though even though other people always seemed to treat him like one. The problem was that all he did was rescue a baby from a burning building one day and the local newspaper turned him into an instant celebrity complete with pictures and everything.

After a couple of weeks he could not even purchase his own meal because people were giving him everything that he wanted for free. As he went out on town with his wife one night she quickly discovered that she could not be seen with him even because of all the questions. Some of those questions would even be about her favorite pair of pearl izumi shorts. She normally ignored them, but on occasion she would answer the questions just to give people something to talk about.

Joe decided that him with his fantastic wife would do something that they always dreamed of doing and that was to be able to use some of the items they had gotten over the years. The problem was it would require a vacation which would allow them to utilize the mongoose mountain bike the area bicycle shop offered both of them.

When they realized that it had been so long ago that they had acquired the item and never gotten to use it they were amazed. Joe quickly decided to spread the word to people that they were going to go into the mountains for a week or two. Joe knew that the results were not favorable as many people came up and tried to talk him out of taking the vacation some of them even offering him hundred dollar bills.

Since Joe knew they would be missing them he decided to save the last surprise for just before they left. That surprise was they were moving down into the mountains. The townspeople were taken aback and many of them started having tears welling up in their eyes. They knew that it was always his dream to move out of town, but they never thought he would leave the state.

Before Joe left however he stated, him and his better half would obtain one particular long lasting merchandise item coming from every single keep around. That was not necessarily going to cost Joe and his better half a whole lot of because lots of the shops had closed recently. However, his preferred retailer had been the cycle shop. He had discovered that they had just obtained an order of diamondback bikes and he needed to get these for him and his wife.

Joe made a decision which would allow them to get away from the township during the night time. Then they wouldn’t have folks preventing them from leaving. Joe and his better half realized that the men and women of the township would certainly try to stop them and also speak out on the topic. Yet Joe and his better half knew they wanted to get out of town before anyone knew they were gone.